4TH OF JULY SALE - Competition Plus Mystery Grab Bags

🤫 DON’T TELL THE BOSS MYSTERY BAG 🤫

Well… since the boss decided to kick off the holiday weekend a little early, we decided to make some “executive-level” decisions of our own.

For one ridiculously low “Don’t Tell the Boss” price, you’ll get TWO of our T-shirts hand-picked by our crew. No requests. No spoilers. Just two awesome shirts and one incredible deal.

Why are they this cheap? We’d rather not put that in writing.

⚠️ Fair warning: Quantities are about as limited as the amount of time we’ve got before the boss realizes what’s happening. Once these mystery bags are gone—or once someone from management starts asking questions—this deal is over.

So help us keep this little secret alive by snagging yours before the evidence disappears.

👕 2 shirts.

💥 One unbelievable price.

🤐 Absolutely don’t tell the boss.